Friday, 1 May 2015

Happy New Month

Hi guys!
 Yes I am still alive.
No! I did not abandon you ( seeing as I love you too much to do so).
Yes! I have missed you.
Yes! I went MIA but I missed you.
Have I said that I missed you? I have abi.

Happy New Month my Dearies.
May this MAY be great, wonderful and happy for us all. Amen.
This new quarter will usher in new testimonies in Jesus Name.

Ehn ehn! What have I been up to?
My Birthday was fun. All of you that forgot well done.
It was on a Sunday.And my office crew showed up even though they had barely a days notice. I wasn't really in a partying mood but it turned into a party with Cake and all. Although my colleagues will disagree sha cos there was no alcohol. They had to make do with Power horse and
All their threats no move me at all.
My boss showed up and people were quite surprised cos he rarely goes to people's events.
At work the next day a lot of guys were like "Oga came to your party!It is a lie! And you didn't invite us?"
Leaving me to explain that the man basically invited himself and no it wasn't a big party.

Oh and I got lots of presents. Including a weight scale. Yeah my friend said he got confused at the store and thought  It was good idea. If we weren't close I would have been all 'what exactly are you trying to say' but he was genuinely clueless so I let it slide.

Oh! And an Ipad from my ex. Every year he always gives me anything I want for my birthday (we broke up after my law school years ago and rarely even see) but this year I was forming big girl and didn't ask for anything.
It was kinda a surprise cos last year I said I wanted the money to buy an Ipad( you get my ijebu sense) which I spent.
So this year he must have decided to just get it for me. I was surprised sha and that's hard to do.

What else? I have been busy with court appearances. I don't know why they (High Court) called off their strike sef. Lol.
I was enjoying myself with just the Court of Appeal appearances only.
That Court of Appeal is so fine compared to that High Court. If running stomach mistakenly catch you for that High Court you are on your own niyen.

Today that is public Holiday now. No light. I dare not on the Gen with the less than ten litres petrol we have left.
And those wayo Nepa are bring light after 12am midnight and Taking it before dawn.
Wetin I wan use light do for midnight jare when I no be witch.
Even witches sef no need light for their meeting.
Thank God for power banks and my laptop.
As soon as I am done posting this, I am showering and then watching Game of Thrones.
Hey Harper! Have you seen Empire?

How was the election for you guys?
Did you vote? I didn't oh but me sef don defect go Apc now. Hehe.

It's like Mr Abuja has accepted his fate oh.
Imagine! He called me last week and  I told him that I have only been attending to him because I want to be polite and not cause friction cos we work together and we have to see each other whether we like it or not. And that if it were a normal guy I would have stopped picking his calls siiiiiiiiiiiiiiince.

It was like Magic. He started sulking and he stopped calling.
I couldn't believe my luck. This was someone that would call and call and send texts and just be annoying.
One day he got fed up and asked me "Do you want to marry at all"?
I almost gave him E-slap via the phone.
So lack of interest in him equals lack of interest in Marriage abi.
See how short lived the undying love he claimed was?

There are other gists but for the life of me I can't remember any now.
Shout out to all who missed me and asked after me one way or the other. Love you guys.
Obiamaka! Bia! How is the wedding planning going?
Favour sweetie! Hugs.
My main crew! You know yourselves now. I am heading to your blogs over the weekend.
For those who did not allow me rest a.k.a Duru.Well done!  Side eyes to Duru ( I am sure that guy cannot swim yet he was threatening me).
Don't think that your threat worked oh. You hia? Lol.

Toin! Toin!Toin! Shey I no go come collect fuel from your house like this? Hehe.
Ok bye guys.
See you soon.

 Post a comment below! Don't just run away. Let us what YOU think.


  1. talk to the hands us half gist that you termed summary in that mind of yours... happy belated birthday jarei didn't even know...see u next month when u make anoda psot # waitng for u to suorise us anyway#

    “ Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing you still want to be together and talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”. Emilly-age 8. READ an 8 yr old describe love in the most amzing way

    1. Lol! Gist that is full like that you say it is half. Ok oh!
      Next month abi! See as Favour yab me. And I go surprise you.

  2. Ms. Reese! I don taya for ur matter o! Ur birthday went by without even a post from u? One of these days, we will charge u to that High Court with no toilet that is always keeping u away! :)

    Empire? The absolute bomb!!! Loved it to bits! Season Two won't be till the Fall I suspect.

    Oh, and I am now officially a Game of Thrones fan.

    Don't stay away like this o, before I land IB with my torch light.


    1. Lol! Abeg no taya yet oh.
      Those Court appearances are something else. Sometimes they are back to back.
      Pls not that High court abeg!

      I am still torn on which I love the most but until Empire reaches season 5,i think GOT trumps it.

      Lol! So you were not sure before abi.
      Which one be torchlight again?lol

    2. Una get light for IB? That is why I need my torch light.

      GOT it is! Blacklist too. James Spader is the ultimate bad guy! Even in the new Avengers movie, he killed it as Altron.


  3. Oh, and reading the comments on this post, it looks like some fences got mended. Interesting times!

    1. Lol. Interesting times indeed.
      After all u predicted it.

  4. hehehehehehehehheehhehehehehehehehehehehehe B.S You are Epic Aswear.. So wait.. You know that I am officially beefing you shaaa! So after all the toast that Oga Abuja was toasting you since lati Aro.. you just let him go just like that.. Common kiss you and touching BoRRy you did not give him.. Kai Funmi! fear god nah! hehehehehehehhe lmao!

    Its funny yeah how we all get somehow connected on Blogger, as when you were away UNNECESSARILY AWOL, it was like the cycle was kinda broken.. **looks at Calendar then **Looks at Funmi with one kain eyes.. 6 days Ago Update ba?! Issorait.. We go mange am.. At least teh Onyibo man says that Half bread is beRRa than chin chin.. :) All in all Bubba.. this was a very ghen ghen read, and a hearty welcome back to you..

    Biko Sai Baba jo! We cannot be on the loosing team no maRRa how far they trek :( hheheheheh Ehen! i beg you in the name of Lucozade Boost, dont go AWOL again oh! heheheheheheh @the line about the faulty facilities at the court.. You be real craze woman asweear.. It is always a delight to read from you Bubba. Cheers. Biko come And swap Tablets with me nah.. i want the Apple.. :D and the crowd goes.. Oooooosssssshhhheeeeeey!

    1. Duru! Mind yourself.
      Kiss and touch ko smooching ni.
      On top say d guy dey toast me.

      Kai! Who tell you say na unnecessary AWOL. It was necessary jo.

      So! Instead make you buy and Dhl to me as per say you no give me birthday present, you come dey eye my own.
      Ko jo.

    2. hehehehehehehhehe.. Ya just a case Funmi... heheheh In other news.. Where are you?! Na from Play Play them dey get Player oh!.. You are going MIA again ba?! Thats not fair nah.. Inshort god will judge you two times you will see.. **Crying in spanish... cause he is watching you on skype. #21daysAfter...

    3. You know i loF you nah Funmi.. but we haf to find a way to bring you back on active blogging **Wears Evil smile.. So here goes... **Comes in with broom.. then attaches Selfie Stick at the end of the broom and begins cleaning cobwebs that e haf full everywhere.. heheheheheh Happy June oh Funmi Reese.. hehehehehehe :) Eku Gbagbe wa Bubba...

  5. Happy belated birthday dear, shine on. Mr Abuja though, na so person dey marry?! Hian!

    1. Hey sweetie. No mind him jare. happy new year.

  6. Sweetie mi! Thanks! How Ilorin now?

  7. Happy new month and belated birthday. Best wishes!

    1. Thanks a lot. I appreciate. Even though anoder Baiday don almost reach sef.

  8. ah!!! nne since may 1st???? ve mercy on ur readers pls

    READ if l were a boy

  9. Happy belated birthday. I enjoyed reading this, hope to come back again soon for some more.

  10. Send me a mail asap. I lost my phone.

  11. Replies
    1. I dey my lane. Will holla at you soon dear.
      Happy married life even though I no see any cake.

  12. I miss youuuuuu. Please come backkkkkkkkkkk

  13. WHAT???? Your ex got you an Ipad? Really? Where can I get that kinda ex abeg...pleaseeeee

  14. **deep Sigh.. We miss you Funmi Reese.. What other Language do you want us to beg you in nah Nne?!

    1. Spanish and Chinese. And maybe Taiwanese. Lol. Will call u soon

  15. Happy New month of August oh! inshort Happy New month of September, October and November in advance.. or Nne.. Should I also add Merry Christmas and Happy New year as well?! Come and update jo... **Drops head in sadness..

  16. Happy New month of October Funmi...