#Stolen

Its really weird when I hear that someone " stole my man/husband "
Like really?
How is that even possible. A fully grown man! Stolen! Like a cow or sheep!
Even my dog sef will protest if it discovers that it is being stolen.
The only way it won't protest is if it knows the person "stealing" it or it wanted to be stolen in the first place then it wouldn't protest loudly by barking or biting the "stealer".
You get my drift?
You read some twitter/facebook/instagram feeds and the girl or woman is threatening acid or brimstone on the lady that "stole her man". In public oh! One would think they would at least do that in private or something.
Some women would even fight and tear each others clothes and  call each other unprintable names.
And you know what I usually wonder?
Was the man that devoid of free will that he could just be stolen like that. Afterall he knew he had a wife or girlfriend and he knowingly chose to go with the "stealer". And instead of some women to count their losses they feel that disgracing the 'stealer' is the way to go.
Smh.



However its actually a thing oh.
Google actually has articles on how to steal a a man. lol. There is nothing somebody will not find on that Google.
The truth is that some people do covet other people's property whether human or not.
Some people can be evil. I know girls who have cold bloodedly  set out to make a man leave his wife and be theirs. In this kind of situation, where the man is unaware of the woman's plans can we call  it "stealing a man"?
Cos some men and women do employ good old fashioned seduction, sex, some use jazz or the 'efo riro' method, some use money to entice people who already have significant others.

My aunt's best friend's husband woke up one morning and said the dreaded words every "jazz customer" dreads to hear. hehe.
"Who are you? When did I marry you ?How did I marry you?What did you do to me? ME? Married to you? I must have been bewitched."hehe.
Kasala wan burst that day. The man no gree oh. He left her and the son she had for him here and went back to his wife and kids in the north. She had to raise the son all on her own.
Did I hear 'efo riri tins' lol.

That kind of situation, I can give a small pass. Cos the man ate wetin pass am. Although before a woman can use her p*ssy or food to bewitch and entrap a man,most times some things will also have been going on between them.

But in some cases, two people are married, the man steps out on his wife with his number six intact, he knows very well what he is doing, has an affair and the wifey at home starts crying foul.
She may have stopped wearing those bum shorts she used to wear before they got married,started nagging or even stopped having sex or should I say good sex with her husband. And even though these isn't an excuse to cheat oh ,the man meets young babe with perky boobs, who doesn't mind sleeping naked and having kamasutra sex,he thinks the grass is greener on the other side and ports.
And the wife or girlfriend starts screaming blue murder.
Some will even organise their friends to go beat the new girlfriend up.

Smh.
Is that the solution as at that point in time?
If you are married then you have to be honest with yourself.  Do I want him back? Who is to blame?
 What do I do?

 If you are married and you still want him back na to start prayer sharp sharp be that.
And if you don't want him back, fine, then move on.
If you are just dating abeg move on sharp sharp. A man who can be stolen isn't worth it jare.
Will you spend all your life dodging robbers sorry I meant men stealers.

Its not strictly a woman problem sha as men too 'steal' other men's girlfriends or wives.
The 'stealer' usually has something the main guy doesn't. Bigger d*ck or better sex,cars, more money, wealth, promise of marriage etc.
How do I know?
My grandfather (R.I.P) may have stolen, i mean taken some people's wives in his lifetime. Hehe.
He was such a lothario.
My mum told me how her best friend went to see a pastor one day,and next thing she left her husband and moved in with the 'pastor'. No body could convince her otherwise.

I heard a sad story in church one day of how a woman woke up in the North to see herself married to a man and she was puzzled to hear they had kids together and had been married for more than ten years. She hadn't seen her family, she didn't know their whereabouts only that she used to live in the South West.
Orishirishi tins.

So guys! Can a man or woman be stolen?
Is it worth it fighting for them or getting them back?
Will marriage make a difference to what your reaction would be in a "stealing' situation?
Can we blame the "stealer" or the person stolen?
What do you think?

How was your weekend guys?
Tibsy and Vira, Dearies! I hope you are both feeling better.

So today, we are checking out some blogs in the spirit.
Yep! Cos they are yet to exist but we have got to have faith.
 They belong to Harper, Godwin and My Opinion.

If Harper had a blog ehn! I would be his number one fan. As in! I would stalk that blog just for the purpose of disagreeing with him hehehe. He will just have to beg me one day or bribe me with one of his cars to please leave him alone and go face my blog. But seriously imagine all the crazy stories and theories we would get to read on his blog.
Harper! Are you thinking what i am thinking?
No?
Start thinking it jo.

If Godwin had a blog. Chai!Professor Tins.
 English and wafi go scatter for that blog.
Maybe he would even complete that vision story he told me halfway and refused to complete.
 And we will get to hear about his babes cos he never talks about them. And i know he is not a saint.
How do i know? Because he and Harper are in cahoots. That's how i know..

If My Opinion had a blog, hmmmmm. Plenty analyzing ehn cos She will say her opinion.
Ok that was lazy.hehe but I just had to say 'opinion".
But seriously, doesn't she seem like an interesting opinionated person.
She takes her stand and defends it. I think she is a lawyer sef. 
Have you seen her opinions i mean comments, I would totally visit her blog if she had one.

So that's our Monday roundup.
And when/if they start their blogs just call me prophet Funmi.

Update: Tibsy is baaaaack.
Thank you Lord for her quick recovery. You can read her post here.
http://everydaytibs.blogspot.com/2014/09/and-i-am-back.html#more 

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